What do you call a 7 year old girl with no hair?

A cancer victim.
Do you know what is odd?

Every other number
What two states don't have running water?

Solid and gas
A platypus walks into a bar.

They are the only mammal that lays an egg.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

My girlfriend is like an iPhone 7.

She doesn't have a headphone jack.
Your mother is so loose you must tell me who her chiropractor is.

I'm looking for one to ease the tension
Why did the guy wearing a top hat scream,"I'M A FISH, I'M A FISH"? Not sure
Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're extinct.