Why did the guy wearing a top hat scream,"I'M A FISH, I'M A FISH"? Not sure
Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're extinct.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To make a deposit.
Theres an Irishman, an Australian and an Englishman on a plane... they are going to France.
Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it's impossible for any human to draw a perfect circle.
My wife told me to take out the trash.
I told her I will take her anywhere she wants to go.
She got angry and walked away.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face?". The horse says,"I was born this way."
FUN FACT: If people stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.
Why isn't Skrillex good at fishing? Because he never learned to fish.
People are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they'll die.